God bless America! They put the first man on the moon, they gave the finger to taxes, and more importantly, they gave us reality TV. Today the good ole USA celebrates independence from … well … from us! The 4th of July has inspired us to delve into the world of crazy American treats. Most of them are deep fried. You’ve been warned.
Deep Fried Coke: because they couldn’t stop at deep fried butter and beer. You will need a Coke to wash down the Coke.
White Castle Chicken Rings: because Harold and Kumar were indeed stoned if they ate these things. Processed chicken in the form of a nugget is just not inventive.
Pancakes and Sausage with Chocolate Chips: because sometimes a bit of chocolate really brings it together. Reviews on the internet actually say these things are good!
KFC double down: because KFC wanted to add something healthy to their menu. Question is, do you dip it in sauce?
Turducken: because Thanksgiving isn’t Thanksgiving until you shove a chicken in a duck, in a turkey. That is literally what a turducken is.
Elvis Sandwich (peanut butter, bacon and bananas): because he needed something fit for a king. It may have led to his early death, but this is a damn good sandwich.
Cheese Whiz: because cutting cheese is too much work. You can spray it on toast, pasta, or use it as it was intended – spray it directly into your mouth.
Hot Beef Sundae: because hot beef should really be served with a cherry on top. Trust us, you will never go back to an English breakfast*.
Triple Double stuffed Oreos: because double stuffed simply didn’t cut it. Try dipping this in milk, just try. This beast of a cookie won’t fit in your glass.
Wendy’s Baconator: because burgers taste better when they’re molded into a square and served with a pound of bacon. Don’t forget to order chips!
Do you have a favourite food that is so wrong, yet so right?
*lies through teeth