My story


  • http://www.facebook.com/carly.guglielmelli Carly Guglielmelli

    This is a funky story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from picking up dog poo all day and decided I needed to eat something slimy. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a carrot and someyoghurt . It was at that point I decided to order a pizza from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a accountant holding my takeaway. I felt so crazy I shouted, “holy cow” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia . It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Just Do It” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Tim Curry holding a big case of whiskey! “ahoj”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a funny night!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514784930 Debz Aiken

    The perfect takeaway
    This is a love story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from going to the gym all day and decided I needed to eat something beautiful. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a broccoli and some garlic mayo. It was at that point I decided to order a chinese from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a electrician holding my takeaway. I felt so amazingly happy I shouted, “WOOP!” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on This Morning. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “toe tingling good” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Jedward holding a big case of Vodka! “Hello there”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a pretty night!

  • Suenatal

    This is a steaming story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from washing oven trays all day and decided I needed to eat something munchable. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a mushroomsand some peri peri. It was at that point I decided to order a curry from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a electrician holding my takeaway. I felt so ecstatic I shouted, “OMG” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Eastenders. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Give me more” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” B
    This is a steaming story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from washing oven trays all day and decided I needed to eat something munchable. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a mushroomsand some peri peri. It was at that point I decided to order a curry from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a electrician holding my takeaway. I felt so ecstatic I shouted, “OMG” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Eastenders. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Give me more” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Jude Law holding a big case of pear cider! “Hiya”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a heavenly night! ut when I opened the door it was Jude Law holding a big case of pear cider! “Hiya”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a heavenly night!

  • claire t

    This is a hungry story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from changing nappies all day and decided I needed to eat something nonchalant. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a spinach and some reggae reggae. It was at that point I decided to order a pizza from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a spy holding my takeaway. I felt so jubillant I shouted, “OMG” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on mastermind. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “woohoooooo!” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Frankenstein holding a big case of vino! “Greetings”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a shockingly night!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000586741210 TiNa Smith

    The perfect takeaway
    This is a Delicious story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from ironing all day and decided I needed to eat somethingscrumptious. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a Tomato and somesweet and sour. It was at that point I decided to order a Chicken tikka from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a Carer holding my takeaway. I felt so Smiley I shouted, “Pizzaz” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on The chase. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “im ymming it” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Walliams holding a big case of Malibu! “Ello”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a Greatttttt night!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000586741210 TiNa Smith

    The perfect takeaway
    This is a Delicious story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from ironing all day and decided I needed to eat somethingscrumptious. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a Tomato and somesweet and sour. It was at that point I decided to order a Chicken tikka from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a Carer holding my takeaway. I felt so Smiley I shouted, “Pizzaz” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on The chase. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “im ymming it” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Walliams holding a big case of Malibu! “Ello”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a Greatttttt night!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=670160753 Nat Gray

     The perfect takeaway

    This is a
    disgraceful story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from
    public speaking all day and decided I needed to eat something
    unbelievable. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a
    parsnip and some BBQ sauce. It was at that point I decided to order a
    Chinese from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a
    Turkey ‘tickler’ holding my takeaway. I felt so
    joyous I shouted,
    “kablam” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on
    A Town Called Eureka. It was just then that the doorbell rang again.
    “Celebrations and jubilations” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was
    Anna Silk holding a big case of
    Southern Comfort!
    “Morning”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a
    Strange night!

  • Daisy-May B

    This is a
    delicious story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from
    cleaning my flat all day and decided I needed to eat something
    amazing. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a
    aubergine and some fish sauce. It was at that point I decided to order a
    Thai from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a
    chef holding my takeaway. I felt so
    elated I shouted,
    “YES” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on
    Come Dine With Me. It was just then that the doorbell rang again.
    “Have it your way” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was
    Nick Hewer holding a big case of
    cider!
    “hiya”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a
    majestic night! 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=621315065 Simon McDonald

     This is a
    mystifying story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from
    listening to my mother-in-law all day and decided I needed to eat something
    wobbly. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a
    turnip and some tabasco sauce. It was at that point I decided to order a
    pizza from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a
    toilet cleaner holding my takeaway. I felt so
    overwhelmed I shouted,
    “GADZOOKS!” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on
    The West Wing. It was just then that the doorbell rang again.
    “The truth is out there” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was
    Alan Partridge holding a big case of
    Jack Daniels!
    “A-Ha!”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a
    ridiculous night!

  • Beth

    This is a superfluous story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from sitting in front of the computer all day and decided I needed to eat something mouth-watering. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a aubergine and some garlic mayo. It was at that point I decided to order a massive pizza from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a cowboy holding my takeaway. I felt so aroused I shouted, “Cripes!” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Jeremy Kyle. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Finger-lickin’ good” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Johnny Vegas holding a big case of vodka! “Howdy!”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a sexy night!

  • Dave Kerr

    This is a thunderous story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from vacuuming dog hairs out of the carpet all day and decided I needed to eat something putrid. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a artichoke and some mint sauce. It was at that point I decided to order acalzone from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a web developer holding my takeaway. I felt so away with the fairies I shouted, “well pop a mop on my head and call me Wendy” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Breaking Bad. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Because you can’t be bothered with anything else” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it wasJeremy Paxman holding a big case of Tia Maria and Pepsi Max! “Ahoy there me hearties”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a melancholic night!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=752546562 Amanda Harvey

    This is a love story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted fromwashing up all day and decided I needed to eat something nice. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a cabbage and some tomato. It was at that point I decided to order a chinese from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a mum holding my takeaway. I felt so relieved I shouted, “wow” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched ontop gear. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “this is me” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it waschristian grey holding a big case of wine! “hiya”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a lovely night!

  • Rebecca W

    This is a sexy story
    about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from hula
    hooping all day and decided I needed to eat
    somethingdelectable. I looked in the
    fridge and all I had was a eggplant and
    somemayonnaise. It was at that point I decided to order a sushi from
    hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to
    find a fireman holding
    my takeaway. I felt so elated I
    shouted, “OMG” Before I
    tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Community. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Let’s
    do this” I thought,
    “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Joe
    Manganiello holding a big case of vodka! “‘Sup”, I said, “have some food.” We
    went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a mind-blowing night!

  • Kalli Pasqualucci

    The perfect takeawayThis is a scrumdidlyumcious story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from cleaning up all day and decided I needed to eat something fantastic. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a aubergineand some Mayonnaise. It was at that point I decided to order a Pizza from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a baker holding my takeaway. I felt so overjoyed I shouted, “YIPPEEEE!” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Charly’s Cake Angels. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Good times!” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Jamie Oliver holding a big case of prosecco! “Aloha”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a amazing night!

  • http://www.facebook.com/riversj Jack Rivers

    This is a incredible story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from washing up all day and decided I needed to eat something disastrous. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a courgette and some sweet chilli. It was at that point I decided to order a curry from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a student holding my takeaway. I felt so upset I shouted, “omg” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Big Brother. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Every Little Helps” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Kate Middleton holding a big case of Vodka Redbull! “Hey”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a interesting night!

  • Mrshelenparker

    The perfect takeaway
    This is a Yummy story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted fromDigging the garden all day and decided I needed to eat something Scrummy. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a Jerusalem Artichoke and some Sharwoods Green Label Mango Chutney. It was at that point I decided to order a Chinese Sweet and Sour Balls from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a Professional Ice Skater holding my takeaway. I felt so Pensive I shouted, “Cripes” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched onGeordie Shore. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Go Me” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it wasPeter Andre holding a big case of Red Wine! “Hiya “, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a HOT HOT night!

  • Catherine Horrocks

    The perfect takeaway

    This is a Fresh story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from chopping vegetables all day and decided I needed to eat something Yummy. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a Carrot and some BBQ sauce. It was at that point I decided to order a Thai green curry from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a Soldier holding my takeaway. I felt so Excited I shouted, “Amazing” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Kitchen Nightmares. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Blimey!” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Sara Cox holding a big case of Wine! “Bonjour”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a wicked night!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Ragnarock1983 Marcello Er Cicero Pasqualucci

    New this is the story all about how

    My life got flipped because of some chow

    And I’d like a minute just sit right there

    I’ll tell how I became hooked on Fried
    Chicken flair

     

    In west London I live and enjoy

    A house like a playground with wife and a
    boy

    Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool

    But without Fried Chicken it worse than at
    school

     

     When
    a couple of pal, they were up to no good

    Started feeling hungry in my neighbourhood

    I got on HungryHouse and my wife got scared

    And said “ Don’t order all the menu, we’re
    not in Bel-air” 

  • Vanessawiley

    Lol that’s Hallerious, I like this challenge.

  • Maria Walton1

    The perfect takeaway
    This is a lovleystory about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from cleaning floorsall day and decided I needed to eat something beautiful. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a pumpkinand some mayonaise. It was at that point I decided to order a chinnessefrom hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a book keeperholding my takeaway. I felt so happyI shouted, “OMG” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on eastenders. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. ” this is good” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was russel brandholding a big case of tia maria! “greetings”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a mmmmmnight!

  • Rizzo

    This is a heavy story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from taking trash out all day and decided I needed to eat something confusing. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a brocolli and some tomato sauce. It was at that point I decided to order a Curry from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a engineer holding my takeaway. I felt so satisfied I shouted, “OMG!” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Masterchef. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Finger licking good” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Kelly Clarkson holding a big case of Tequila! “Hello!”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a Gorgeous night!

  • Vanessa

    This is a hot and steamy story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday I was exhausted from everything
    Included in raising 4 young children, and I decided I needed to eat something scrumptious. I looked in the fridge
    To find nothing but chilli sauce and cucumber. It was at that pointing decided to order a curry from hungryhouse.co.uk.
    40 mins later and the door bell rang and I opened the door to find a sexy fireman holding my takeaway. I felt so excited I
    Shouted phuaaaaaaaa, before tucking into my takeaway I switched on corrie. It was just then the door bell rang. This is somerealgood food I thought, I wonder what they want? But when I opened the door it was Danny (the script) holding a big case of cocktails and shots! Hi sexy i said, have some food. We went inside together to watch tv and share my takeaway.
    What a steamy night!!!!!!!

  • Owen Jones

    This is a Monotonousstory about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from Workingall day and decided I needed to eat something Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a Romaine Lettuceand some Garlic Mayonnaise. It was at that point I decided to order a Cheeky Curryfrom hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a Monkey Butlerholding my takeaway. I felt so EcstaticI shouted, “Gosh” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Old peolpe do the funniest things. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Superbly Splendid” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was The Pope and Mike Tysonholding a big case of Pear Cider! “Bonjourno”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a Victoriousnight!

  • Karen Hardwick

    The perfect takeaway
    This is a quriky story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from travelling back from London on the train and decided I needed to eat something really yummy. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a Butternut Squash and some Mint sauce. It was at that point I decided to order a Chinese from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a hunky Paramedic holding my takeaway. I felt so ecstatic I shouted,  “Yippee!” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on The Hotel Inspector. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Ooh’” I thought, “I wonder who that is?” But when I opened the door it was Alex Polizzi holding a big case of Gin! “Welcome Alex”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a Awesome night!  Adjective : descriptive word
    Something you hate doing : e.g. washing dishes
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    Vegetable : e.g. tomato
    Type of sauce : e.g. HP sauce
    Favourite takeaway : e.g. Curry
    Profession : e.g. plumber
    Emotion : e.g. happy
    Exclamation : e.g. wow
    TV show : e.g. Iron Chef
    Tagline : e.g. I’m loving it
    Celebrity : e.g. Clarkson
    Alcohol : e.g. beer
    Greeting : e.g. welcome
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  • http://www.facebook.com/sam.hewing.5 Sam Hewing

    This is a adventurous story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from hoovering all day and decided I needed to eat something dizzy. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a carrot and somemasala. It was at that point I decided to order a curry from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a footballer holding my takeaway. I felt so anxious I shouted, “gosh” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on cougar town. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “just do it” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Homer Simpson holding a big case of cider! “sup”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a wild night!

  • Sandrab

    This is a intriguing story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted fromcleaning toilets all day and decided I needed to eat something scrumptious. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a courgette and some english mustard. It was at that point I decided to order a pizza from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a taxidermist holding my takeaway. I felt so gobsmacked I shouted, “blimey” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched oncome dine with me. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “every cloud has a silver lining” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it wasvictoria beckham holding a big case of champagne! “Howdy”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a cool night!

  • Jonathanh

    This is a
    dangerous story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from
    taming my walrus all day and decided I needed to eat something
    naive. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a quart of mustard and some Baconnaise. It was at that point I decided to order a
    crispy duck pancake spectacular from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a dubiously motivated childrens clown holding my takeaway. I felt so trusting I shouted,
    “holy macaroon” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on
    Celebrity Juice. It was just then that the doorbell rang again.
    “Always trust a cliche” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was
    Richard Nixon holding a big case of
    32% proof local cider!
    “Guten tag”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a
    pensive night! 

  • Lou

    This is a enthralling story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from scraping dishes all day and decided I needed to eat something blue. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a turnip and some red hot chilli. It was at that point I decided to order a kebabfrom hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a clown holding my takeaway. I felt so ecstatic I shouted, “amazeballs” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Can’t Cook Wont Cook. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Because I can” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Madonna holding a big case of Tequila! “Ahoy there”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a spectacular night!

  • Tom Campbell

    The perfect takeaway
    This
    is a repulsive story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night
    I was exhausted from changing the cats litter tray all day and decided I
    needed to eat something fabulous. I looked in the fridge and all I had
    was a bell pepper and some burger sauce. It was at that point I decided
    to order a chinese from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell
    rang and I opened the door to find a scientist holding my takeaway. I
    felt so ecstatic I shouted, “crumbs” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I
    switched on Super size vs Super skinny. It was just then that the
    doorbell rang again. “washing machines live longer with Calgon” I
    thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was
    Princess Beatrice holding a big case of bloody mary! “howdy”, I said,
    “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my
    takeaway. What a suspicious night!

  • http://www.facebook.com/lemknip.pink Lemknip Pink

     This is a
    glorious story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from
    cleaning the toilet all day and decided I needed to eat something
    Huge. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a
    Broccoli and some Ketchup. It was at that point I decided to order a
    Indian from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a
    Phlebotomist holding my takeaway. I felt so
    miserable I shouted,
    “Awesome!” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on
    The Wire. It was just then that the doorbell rang again.
    “It wasn’t me! Nobody saw me do it!” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was
    Hugh hefner holding a big case of
    Vodka!
    “Hiya!”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a
    Pink night!

  • Nick Bird

     The perfect takeaway

    This is a
    fantasico story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from
    cleaning the windows all day and decided I needed to eat something different. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a
    swede and some sweet chilli. It was at that point I decided to order a
    pizza from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a
    cartoonist holding my takeaway. I felt so
    tearful I shouted,
    “Crumbs!” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on
    Not Going Out. It was just then that the doorbell rang again.
    “better than ever” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was
    Tim Vine holding a big case of
    lager!
    “Ahoy-hoy”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What an unusual night!

  • Bangela940

    ajmclean btw is the sexy guy in backstreet boys…lol xx

  • sam

    check it out

  • Olijan

    goofy story! 

  • Steven Chippendale

    Howdy

  • JAKE JOSEPH WILDEY

    Woop

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=810979795 Bonita Jordan

    Mmm Hungryhouse competition time!

  • Mandy

    Lol great comp

  • Lynsnmick

    dont think i have done this right!! 

  • Martpdonn

    matt

  • Misskezia

    lol

  • Jadeylanetalbot

    Hahahaha

  • Aoverbury

    Lol

  • Jacqui82

    where did my story go :-( I had pictures and everything :-(

  • Andyvan2000

    My weird story.

  • Lena

    I wish this actually happened! Crazy!!

  • Carli Burnham

    Mines crap :(

  • Leigh Milton

    odd night !

  • Samuelslee

    Righty-ho… this reads weird!

  • Jade Henbury

    Woo hoo

  • Claire7519

    Hmm that was meant to say CHINESE lol

  • Tracey-scott2

    oh my apple pie

  • Princesssexysue

    Excellent lOve it want it to happen now

  • Kev Horsley

    Haha

  • Shah4569

    Here’s my story

  • Brenda

    thought it was quite fun doing this

  • http://www.facebook.com/Toni.J.Marshall Toni Marshall

    At the end of a hectic day this made me smile :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/Toni.J.Marshall Toni Marshall

    At the end of a hectic day this made me smile :)

  • Migsy hokkl

    Hey ;-)

  • Markbroadbent

    LOL

  • ECHRISTIE01

    This made me smile :-)

  • Sara Matthews

    Awesome! Haha

  • Ruck68

    Very clever !!

  • Jules

    julies dream

  • Gill

    Interesting…..

  • Shlargon1984

    Mmm nelly furtado :)

  • Helen

    Looking forward to tonight

  • Vick_boobah

    iTuesday night I was exhausted from ironing all day and decided I needed to eat somethingclammy. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a courgette and some sweet chilli sauce. Ithit was at that point I decided t
    This is a beligerent story

    • Vick_boobah

      oops didnt understand how it worked then

  • adam

    Mmm. It all sounds a bit disturbing!

  • Vick_boobah

    this is a bawdy story about my perfect takeaway night.One tuesday night I was exhausted from ironing all day and decided I needed to eat something clammy. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a courgette and some mayonnaise.It was at that point that I decided to order a pizza from hungryhouse.co.uk40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a veterinarian holding my takeaway.I felt so excited I shouted ”yikes” .Before I tucked into my takeaway I switched on mock the week. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. ‘I have a cunning plan’ I thought, ‘I wonder what they want?’ But when I opened the door it was jarvis cocker holding a big case of cherry brandy! ”Good day”, I said, ”have some food.”We went inside together to watch tv and share my takeaway.What an enormous night!

  • Hayleypepall

    How funny!

  • Luu_85

    Bring on the take away

  • Singlestrike

    He he. I like it

  • http://www.facebook.com/marvin.woodrow.79 Marvin Woodrow

    This is a glorious story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from cooking all day and decided I needed to eat somethingpleasurable. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a courgette and somefruity brown. It was at that point I decided to order a Fish Curry from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a Judge holding my takeaway. I felt so ecstatic I shouted, “yahoooo!” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Blue Planet. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “you know you want to” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Sandra Bullock holding a big case of Vodka! “hello darling”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a triumphant night!

  • Beadledonna

    Hilarious idea

  • Sherrie Foo

    Omg

  • L Jacob844

    So funny!

  • http://www.facebook.com/natwinstanley Neil Winstanley

    Dude where’s my car

  • claudia

    This is a fantastic story about my perfect takeaway night.One Tuesday night I was exhausted from changing nappies all day and decided I needed to eat something stupendous.I looked in the fridge and all I had was an aubergine and barbecue sauce.It was at that point I decided to order a Chinese from hungryhouse.co.uk.40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a builder holding my takeaway.I felt so ecstatic I shouted ‘wow’!
    Before I tucked in to my takeaway,I switched on ‘the voice’.It was just then that the doorbell rang again.’I'm loving this’!I thought,’I wonder what they want?’
    But when I opened the door it was Chris Hemsworth holding a big case of cider!’Hello’! I said, ” have some food”.We went inside together to watch tv and share my takeaway.What a brilliant night!

  • Sharon smith

    TThis is a well funny story

  • Jo Winmill

    My story fingers crossed I win

  • Markanthonybrooks

    It’s quite funny.

  • Ines Castello

    This is a devouring story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from working all day and decided I needed to eat something terminating . I looked in the fridge and all I had was an aubergine and some mayonaise. It was at that point I decided to order a chicken from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a mechanic holding my takeaway. I felt so excited I shouted, “BANG!! ” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Game of Thrones. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “I’m munching it!! ” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Anne Hathaway holding a big case of Staropramen! “Bonjour!”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What an epic night! 

  • Chickenjuice

    Ha

  • http://www.facebook.com/jonnyalpha2004 John Davis

    hi

  • Paddiwack

    This is weird!

  • Kev stevenson

    How funny

  • Kev stevenson

    216003728389

  • James Wignall

    Ha

  • Wadham Lai

    Ha ha

  • http://twitter.com/deewalrond Dawn Walrond

    m  

  • Sharonsmikle22

    Love it

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/6CVJCRVB7JZLTXIRJ5KR4GQ3DY DAWN

       ..

  • Lex

    If only!!

  • Amberlois

    8001220

  • Ashleyjackson2007

    So funny

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=641090482 Vicky Beth Davies

    at least this one of few holds some imagination.

  • Mark maximilion white

    that was a fantastic story i expect 1st price 4 that.

  • Nicola Cooper

    True story

  • Findjodiee

    This is a Forboding story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from washing clothes all day and decided I needed to eat something eerie . I looked in the fridge and all I had was a sweetcorn and some regge regge tomato sauce . It was at that point I decided to order a pizza from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a author holding my takeaway. I felt so angry I shouted, “Impeccable ” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on vampire diaries . It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “every little helps ” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Hammond holding a big case of Larger ! “hello “, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a Spooky night!

  • John Varlow

    It’s all true

  • Paulhillhouse

    This actualy happened

  • Iannobbyfordrey

    I need to win i’m hungry

  • Debbie

    Trying to win £50 to buy another takeaway!

  • Wendyk69

    Excellent fun

  • Katsi

    Lol some interesting stories here! XD

  • Martpdonn

    turned out nice eh?

  • ymummy

    ha ha

  • Denis Collins

    This is my story- and I’m sticking to it! :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/108chrisso108 Chris Hook

    HUNGRYHOUSE.CO.UK 2ND TO NONE GREAT SERVICE EASY TO USE AND GAURENTEED TRUSTWORTHY SERVICE

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  • http://www.facebook.com/montag451montag Vix Montag

    I like the use of Balamory hehe

  • Apfrayne

    get in there….

  • Jpeacock21

    what a cool story

  • http://twitter.com/StevieRamone Stevie Ramone

    The perfect takeaway
    This is a scrumptious story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from working all day and decided I needed to eat something fat. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a leek and some chocolate sauce. It was at that point I decided to order a Pizza from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a Jedi Knight holding my takeaway. I felt so delirious I shouted, “omgeez!” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Doctor Who. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Bish Bash Bosh!” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Michele Roux Junior holding a big case of cocktails! “sup dude?”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a greasy night!

  • http://www.facebook.com/vanillabub Becki Says Meow

    This is a
    dashing story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from
    hoovering all day and decided I needed to eat something
    precious . I looked in the fridge and all I had was a
    cucumber and some bbq sauce . It was at that point I decided to order a
    chinese from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a
    pianist holding my takeaway. I felt so
    elated I shouted,
    “Egads!” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on
    come dine with me. It was just then that the doorbell rang again.
    “and that’s how we do in the boudoir ” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was
    john cusack holding a big case of
    pimms!
    “howdy there partner”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a
    ripe night! 

  • http://www.facebook.com/vanillabub Becki Says Meow

    This is a
    dashing story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from
    hoovering all day and decided I needed to eat something
    precious . I looked in the fridge and all I had was a
    cucumber and some bbq sauce . It was at that point I decided to order a
    chinese from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a
    pianist holding my takeaway. I felt so
    elated I shouted,
    “Egads!” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on
    come dine with me. It was just then that the doorbell rang again.
    “and that’s how we do in the boudoir ” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was
    john cusack holding a big case of
    pimms!
    “howdy there partner”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a
    ripe night! 

  • Crystalbrady1989

    THE PERFECT TAKEAWAY

    This is a Random story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from Ironing all day and decided I needed to eat something Lush. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a Cucumber and some BBQ Sauce. It was at that point I decided to order a Chinese from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a Nudist holding my takeaway. I felt so Awkward I shouted, “Why Me?” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Don’t Tell The Bride. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Guests?” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Peter Andre holding a big case of Wine! “Please Make Yourself Comfy”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a Awesome night!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=653297340 Kelly McDonald

    The perfect takeaway
    This is a scrumptious story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from cleaning mess all day and decided I needed to eat something flavoursome . I looked in the fridge and all I had was a broccoli and some spicy . It was at that point I decided to order a chinese from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a food critic holding my takeaway. I felt so glad I shouted, “cowabunga” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Muppets. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “this is so good” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Swedish Chef holding a big case ofChardonnay ! “Hiya”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a famished night!Post your story as a comment below to win a £50 hungryhouse voucher. Winner announced on 18th July

  • http://www.facebook.com/cayleighspooner Cayleigh Spooner

    This is a voluptuous story about my perfect takeaway
    night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from calculating sums all day and decided I needed to eat
    something lengthy. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a aubergineand some Tiger blood. It was at that point I decided to order a chinese from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes
    later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a Scuba-Diver holding
    my takeaway. I felt so exuberant I
    shouted, “Wowsers!” Before I
    tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Mystery Science Theatre 3000. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” I thought, “I wonder what they
    want?” But when I opened the door it wasKermit the Frog holding
    a big case of Absinthe! “Ahoy hoy”, I said,
    “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my
    takeaway. What a bridal night!

  • http://www.facebook.com/cayleighspooner Cayleigh Spooner

    This is a voluptuous story about my perfect takeaway
    night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from calculating sums all day and decided I needed to eat
    something lengthy. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a aubergineand some Tiger blood. It was at that point I decided to order a chinese from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes
    later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a Scuba-Diver holding
    my takeaway. I felt so exuberant I
    shouted, “Wowsers!” Before I
    tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Mystery Science Theatre 3000. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Gotta Cath ‘Em All” I thought, “I wonder what they
    want?” But when I opened the door it wasKermit the Frog holding
    a big case of Absinthe! “Ahoy hoy”, I said,
    “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my
    takeaway. What a bridal night!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1460992805 Donna Marie Honeywill

    This is a rancid story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from licking the floor clean all day and decided I needed to eat something
    squidgy. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a
    pak choi and some taramasalata. It was at that point I decided to order a
    pizza from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a
    porn star holding my takeaway. I felt so
    befuddled I shouted,
    “GLOBBITS!” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on
    loose women. It was just then that the doorbell rang again.
    “once you pop you can’t stop” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Karl Pilkington holding a big case of Lafite Rothchild 1945!
    “Salutations Earthling”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a
    meadiocre night! 

  • Red7761

    Well, it made my 13 year old son laugh,

  • Just_bappes

    oh dear

  • Just_bappes

    “have some food.” We

  • Just_bappes

    This is a magnificent story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from weeding the garden all day and decided I needed to eat something tasty. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a pea and somemayonnaise. It was at that point I decided to order a chicken tikka from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a butcher holding my takeaway. I felt so ecstatic I shouted, “delicious” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Come Dine With Me. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “When nothing else will do” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was David Beckhamholding a big case of Mixed fruit Kopperberg! “Hello there”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What afantastic night!

  • Elliecrane

    This is a splendid story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from cutting my toenails all day and de
    This is a splendid story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from cutting my toenails all day and decided I needed to eat something dreary. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a artichoke and some salad cream. It was at that point I decided to order a pizza from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a Park Ranger holding my takeaway. I felt so gleefull I shouted, “Golly” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Wallander. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Yippee” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Davina McCall holding a big case of Tom Collins! “Howdy”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a marvellous night! cided I needed to eat something dreary. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a artichoke and some salad cream. It was at that point I decided to order a pizza from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a Park Ranger holding my takeaway. I felt so gleefull I shouted, “Golly” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Wallander. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Yippee” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Davina McCall holding a big case of Tom Collins! “Howdy”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a marvellous night!
    This is a splendid story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from cutting my toenails all day and decided I needed to eat something dreary. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a artichoke and some salad cream. It was at that point I decided to order a pizza from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a Park Ranger holding my takeaway. I felt so gleefull I shouted, “Golly” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Wallander. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Yippee” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Davina McCall holding a big case of Tom Collins! “Howdy”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a marvellous night!

  • Chloe Burns

    haha hope i win x

  • Penelope

    its true.lol

  • Stephlarr

    Done

  • Khavita

    This is a Rumbling story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted fromChopping onions all day and decided I needed to eat something Warm. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a Spinach and some Ketchup. It was at that point I decided to order a Curry from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a Artist holding my takeaway. I felt so frustrated I shouted, “Whopeeee!” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched onThe Cube. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Try something new today” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it wasMichael McIntyre holding a big case of Rum! “Thank You”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a Home cooked aroma night!             

  • Khavita

    This is a Chewy story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted fromBlowdrying wet clothes all day and decided I needed to eat something Smelly. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a Chickpea and some Peanut Butter. It was at that point I decided to order a Brazillian chops from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a Stripper holding my takeaway. I felt so Devastated I shouted, “Yipppeeee!” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched onCome dine with me. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Try something new” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it wasMichael Jackson holding a big case of Pimms! “Thank you Darlin!”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a Bubbly night!             

  • Kerry Black

    This is my wonderful Hungry House story! 

  • Venaherak

    nice

  • Nataliecampbell83

    My storie for hungry house

  • hungryhouse

     Hi folks, we have a winner for the competition – congratulations Beth! Here is Beth’s story:

    This is a superfluous story about my perfect takeaway night. One Tuesday night I was exhausted from sitting in front of the computer all day and decided I needed to eat something mouth-watering. I looked in the fridge and all I had was a aubergine and some garlic mayo. It was at that point I decided to order a massive pizza from hungryhouse.co.uk. 40 minutes later my doorbell rang and I opened the door to find a cowboy holding my takeaway. I felt so aroused I shouted, “Cripes!” Before I tucked in to my takeaway I switched on Jeremy Kyle. It was just then that the doorbell rang again. “Finger-lickin’ good” I thought, “I wonder what they want?” But when I opened the door it was Johnny Vegas holding a big case of vodka! “Howdy!”, I said, “have some food.” We went inside together to watch TV and share my takeaway. What a sexy night!

    Nice use of the word ‘cripes’!

    • http://www.facebook.com/montag451montag Vix Montag

      unbelievable they picked such an unimaginative one. Really obvious and boring!!

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